Man of metal
With four legs
And magic stick
He runs across the land
Faster than any stream
Stronger than any mountain
Impenetrable and invincible
A demon
With a face of snow
And a bush on his chin
His bones jingling as he runs
His second head eats grass
While his first eats people
Plant hater and animal hater
A omen
That brought with it death
And the lust for wealth
The obsession of shiny rocks
He brought power
And the lust for it aswell
He brought destruction to our people
A crook
He ran from the law
Who hated society
Who robbed the rich
And killed the poor
He hit his wife
And deserved to die
A hero
A bloody legend
This bloke went up to too the english and said
Youre bloody kidding me mate? Up yourse then
Sure he wore a bucket
But I was a dam good idea
Ned Kelly, you bloody rippa







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anything in particular about it that you liked?
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cool
So what is you're mother lanuage then?
you're first tounge?
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