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Goodbye
Goodbye, leggy blonde
Every day I'd look across the office floor
There you were your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye
Now that you are gone I'll never see you here for tech repair
I wish you knew how much I loved your legs and your hair
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie
Leggy blonde
Goodbye
Goodbye
I had a budgie but it died
(whoa)
I like pie
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie
Leggy blonde
I'll never get
I'll never get to be with ya
I'll never get to share another cup of tea with ya
I'll never get to let ya know how much I think of ya
I'll never get to tear your clothes off on the photocopier
He'll never get
He'll never get
He'll never get
He'll never get to say
Oooh leggy blonde you got it goin' on
Wanna see you wearin' that thong thong thong
See you getting' on to the break of dawn
(Mumbling) panties on
Goodbye
Goodbye, leggy blonde

For some reason i feel this suites me at the moment
i have NO idea why


P.S.
me and CC [link]
it so is

thats an understatement
Im eaphoric(spellings for idiots)
LIFE IS GOOD
AHHHHHHH

Robots a freaking amazing
The following lniks are all about AMAZING japanese and some american robots.
ASIMO,for instance, can actually run
"boo!"
not boo, yay!
no other robot in the world before could run. both feet actually leave the ground!
So check out these links, which i'll label tommorow, for more cool stuff!

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nuf said

I am desperate to avoid thinking
it scares me now

So i decided this would be a good idea to take my mind off my life(i hope it works)

100 THINGS ABOUT ME

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
You're mum of course


2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
They come in colours now!?
what a world we live in...

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Well, i don't think llamas should ever be 'done' more than once in a week
allthough, i might be willing to make an exception///

4. Do you plan outfits?
Well yes
otherwise i wouldn't wear anything at all....thats not a bad plan actually...

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
myself...oh, i thought you said WHO
whoops


7. Who was the last person you kissed?
see above


8. Person before that?



10. What are you craving right now?
I'm craving carving


11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
no ide*cough**coughcough*

12. Do you make prank calls?
Now, i just sell them to the general public
you want bill down the lane, he makes em

13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
Does the matrix count as 'out of state'?

14. Do you sleep with any stuff animals?
hey!
THATS MY WIFE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!


15. Would you dance to the taco song?

err, right
cause im not doing that as we speak


16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yeh, but all i got was this crappy t-shirt

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
You're supposed to lick those things!!!?
"Err, margret! we got a problem here...."

18. Do you like anyone right now?
Nah, anyone's a jerk
he stole my roflwaffle


19. What do you think of crickets?
As long as they clean between there legs i'm cool wif it

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
nope
wait, is chuck norris a celebrity or a force of nature?

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Well duh, why else would i live in a cottage cheese cottage


22. What are you listening to right now?
someone eating the walls of my cottage!


25. Would you go sky diving?
Only if you replaced skydiving with "home"


26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
i might EAT george bush....

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
what a waste of potatoe!
now tomato on the other hand....

28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
only my huge diamonds


30. Do you rent movies often?
Rent? no
'borrow'? yes


31. Who sits behind you in your math class?
A sasquatch that only i can see
he farts alot

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
75 yeh
but 74?hmmm, not without some warm up's first...

35. Who are you going to be with tonight??
me (i didnt want me over but im to polite to tell me i hate me)

36. Brown or white egg?
As long as it splats against ~jackflint's head i dont care
also, RACIST!

38. Ever been on a train?
Oh hell no
those are demon serpants from the land of frogs!(i.e. france)

39. Ever told someone you loved them?
Nope, someone would punch me if i did and throw me out a window

40. Do you have a cell phone?
Nope, only a shell cell


41. Are you a virgin?
you know what happened the last time someone asked me that
you:
*points to atlantis or lack there of*

42. Any kids?
actually kids are just an urban legend
like alligators and democracy

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Beating up a seven year old girl i assume (this is NOT an in joke)

44. Ever had cream puffs?
are you saying just because it's creamy it's gay!!!?

45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
nope, but i have had bearded shrimp

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yep, you throw it and it flies threw the air and hits you're science teacher and you get detention...i dont like the butterfly effect

47. What was the last question you asked?
What was the question again?

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Buying stuff is for morons...by Samuel L 'muthafukin' Jackson


49. What is/was your bus number for school?
0.5
that's right, i only catch half a bus!

51. Is your hair curly?
i'll go ask it

52. Last time you cried?
when i spilt some milk


53. Ever walked into a wall?
i haven't, but they walk into me all the time

thats what happens when you dont have any eyes or other sensory organs


54. Ever walked UP a wall?
nope, i drive


55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
pac-man has a son!!!?

56. Favorite time of the year?
4:47FM


57. Favorite number?
my home one

58. Favorite colours?
black, yellow, indian
anyone who's not german


59. Do you have any piercings?
i have a peircing gaze...

60. Do you have any tattoos?
Nup, lost 'em all in the war

61.Who was the last person you held hands with?
J Jonah Jameson, his arms where blown off and i found one of 'em in a dumpster
best school camp ever!

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No
it turns me on when it's asleep


63. Where was your default picture taken at?
Ya know that weird davinshy drawing with the guy with the four arms?
yeh, i invented that

64. Why was your default picture taken?
Cause i was naked and had four arms and they needed something to fill the papers with...

65. Do you like your life right now?
we're not talking at the moment....

66. How do you feel about 'love'?

It's a mutt from hell that you can't live without.... i'm getting it nutered

(anyone get that?)

67. What is your favorite animal?
homoAWESOMEosiuis

69. Do you have good vision?
Nup, he's fucking evil!

70. Can you hula hoop?
Why add a hoop to such a perfect dance?
don't hoop it if it aint broken


71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Not if he slept with my wife
dam felines, think they can sleep with my wife!

72. Do you have a job?

i have a blowcnesor!

74. What are you wearing?
Not much
what are you wearing?

75. What does your hair look like?
small
brown
medium build
last seen armed and dangerous
aproach only with a licensed hairdresser or a baloon filled with naphalm tied to a stick

76. Ever climbed out a window?
Going out's the easy bit
surviving the fall, now that's where it gets interesting...

77. Can you handle the truth?
i handle many things!....

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
a coupla thousand souls
they were on special!

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
Shhh!
i'm on the phone here
"sorry john, some jackass keeps asking me questions, you were saying?"

80. What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?
You're puny mortal mind could not comprehend it's length
and the bill .....

81. Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
Fuckign Frogies!
Fucking Aussies!
Fucking dam dirty apes! (no one will get that)

83. Are you sarcastic?
you have soooo many good questions
please, keep em coming
(jackass)

84. Have you ever slapped someone?
They didn't call me "that guy that slaps people really hard for no real reason lets go kick his ass" for nothing did they?

85. Do looks matter?
well yes if you're an optomatrist

86. Do you use chapstick?
only lip for me
WHOOPS!

87. Are you too forgiving?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
So niave

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I went to the hot tropics....

89. Do you own a gun?
Yep!
a thousand taters have sacrafised there lives for
"The spudanator!"

90. Where are you located?
no no no
you mean HOW am i located
fucking tourists

91. Have you ever been in a castle?
I'd be a pretty lousy King if i hadn't...

92. Do you like your hair?
nope, it set me up
now im doing life while it gets to make out with hot leg hair


93. Do you like yourself?
nope, i always eat all the chocolate before i get any


95. Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time.
Pissed ON
i hate my friends


96. When was the last time you talked on aim?
again with the erros
when was the last time you TOOK aim


97. Random statement:
Yes, that was wasn't it

99. What are you doing today?
Updating my funkdrive

100. Err......highfive?
Not for you

Well, that kinda worked


Also here is my official 10K woot
W
O
O
T
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bask in it's glory!

Ok
i am at the lowest of the low today
i told the only person in the world that i can really trust yesterday what was going on in my life
and what do i get?
"Get the FUCK over it!"


I've just had enough of life...well, that isn't strictly true
life is great, i've just had enough of me


I don't know who i am anymoer
and no one can tell me

I can't tell which are my own thoughts anymore
i'm just so confused

i don't know what i like anymore


Only three things do i know
1) I am a horrible person inside
2) I am in a battle for myself, and i'm going to loose it
3) i'm confused and scared of love


I've just had enough
i feel like i've been broken to many times to put back together


I have to many "me's" floating around in my head
i don't know who to listen to
some are trying to steer me
some are trying to help me
but most want control
and that little voice that says do it
it's grown
it isn't so little anymoer

I'm in a battle for myself
and i'm going to loose


What a perfect time to get 10K

ok, so it isn't REALLY empty
im so devious



i fixed my interweb and so i'm back baby!!!

Ok
i've nearly achieved the pathetic 10,000 pageviews mark
so i've decided to have a compitition
whoever get a screenshot of the following pageviews
9,999
10,000
9,823(Better be quick for this one)
1,001

Will get a free commission from all(or maybe just one) of the scholars of retardo(excluding honorary ones UNLESS you wanna do something)

I know, it's not original
i know, it sucks
but i just want to be happy for a few moments with my crappy achievement

i'd like to thank all the people that said
"Thanks for the fave/watch!"
i couldn't have done it without you

[link]
Version 6. of deviantart is now avaliable for beta testers EVERYWHERE!
Give it a go, it's free and fun

One problem i've spotted with it is that you can add you're own deviations to you're collections


So yeh, check it out
look around
report any bugs to the above link
and tell ém what ya think


NOTE:
V6. beta will NOT work for those who are not subscribed and a beta tester!
I repeat, NO WORKY WITHOUT BETA..NESS

enjoy

I am in tremendous pain (yay) due to
1. multiple phisical injuries in drama
2. my left leg and arm muscles are constatly cramping
3. my chest still hurts
4. i headbutted a wall AND BROKE IT!!!(the wall, not my noggin)
5. Usual emotional pain

So i decided to take my mind of the agonising pain by stealing i quiz and filling it out (You: wow MR, you know how to party)


How long has it been since you last liked somebody?
liked? err, now
Loved?(family) err, now
Loved?(love) etternity.... as in i've never love loved someone

Who was the last person to compliment you?
i think it might have been this guy at the station who said
"Nice face jerk!"
yeh, aussie bullies arn't to inventive

Does anything rhyme with your last name?
Hell yeh! and i aint telling you what it is (you'lle tease me)
unless you mean my intenet name. in which case i pick
last harpoon oh yeh!

What is the 15th text in your inbox?
someone telling my to kick my dad in the balls (DA rocks!)

Is there anything stuck in your head at the moment?
I sure as hell hope so!

err, probable this [link] just because it reminds me of when i was happy

What did you do all day yesterday?
got yelled at by my dad

Do you often use the term "slut"?
not while you're listening

no, i try and stay away from gender specific insualts

Have you ever tried training a dog?
no
have i ever SUCCEEDED in training a dog? yes

What's the worst abuse you have done to a phone?
Cheated on it with the interweb

I can't afford to abuse my phone

Do you regret anything you've done in the past 24 hours?
Yes, many things

Did you talk to anybody random today?

nuf said

What will you be doing in 24 hours?
Go to school
go to bed
go home
(in that order )

Do you have HDTV?
My dad's a jerk and won't let us buy things


Any big plans for the weekend?
are you hitting on me?

whats your favourite word to spell?
i love spelling all words!

i hounastly done't knowe, i suk ate speellin


Is anything currently frustrating you?
alot of things that i can't tell anyone

How do you deal with drama?
Like a deal with all my other classes, sleep through it

I think i deal with drama well, but thats up to you to decide

Are the best things in life free?
that depends on what you consider 'best' and 'free' as
cause for me, nothing is free

Are your parents proud of your recent behavior?
no
my dad thinks im a failer
and my is ignoring me

Why do you like the person you like?
can't hate everyone

Is there anything you dislike about the person you like?
many things but half those things ARE the people i like


Do you know all the colors in the rainbow?
yes i do, we met in Nam

yeh, i actually do

Are your shoes untied?
nup, they're being held hostage by in his basement tied up to a bomb
IT'S OK! I'M COMING TO RESCUE YOU!

Who would you really like to become better friends with?
Everyone and no one

Have you ever written a poem?
What!!!? a poet writing a poem!
unheard of

yes i have, many times

What is the ideal name for your child?
I have about 50 possible names for my first child
all of them horrible
i.e. Mr Sheen, fire-me-boy, harold (grr i hate that name)
Yeh,im a bad parent

Do you have a calendar in your room?
Yes, it's retired now


Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Maybe
i dont smoke at the moment but its a great anti depressent and keeps you're brain active, damages but active

Do you personally know anybody who has more than five tattoos?
Probable, dunno where they'd keep them all though
maybe the have a kennel...


Do you prefer Jamba Juice or Starbucks?
anything with Juice on the end wins my vote


Describe the outift you are wearing?
N/A

I'm wearing a kilt, a t-shirt and am fashioning a small cat on my lap


Is anybody jealous of you?
I HIGHLY doubt it

Do you use the internet daily?
i dont use it!!! i work with it


Could you imagine your life without your best friends?
Sorry to say this guys but i can
easly
not if you were dead, that'd be depressing
but i don't NEED friends
i can survive alone


Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
incredible pain and me
whoops! that was two things!

Who was the last person/thing to make you cry?
Me

probable some of my DA friends who are being abused or who are abusing themselves


Do you like change?
I used too

What is your favorite snack?
THE SOULS OF MY ENEMIES!

err, anything salty

You need a new outfit, where do you go first?
*sigh* savers. i know, so sad
Savers= worlds biggest second hand store (ok not THE biggest but whatever)

Well, that was soooooo different from the other 1000000 of them

so if you'le excuse me i shall be retiring now
my chest contracting
my shoulders are bleeding
my leg won't ben like it should
OW
and the cat just bit me on the...err, 'rivate parts'
where are you kitty kitty kitty....?

Fucking dad!
he said (and i qoute)
"As long as you're in my house hold you will buy what i tell you and nothing else!"
So i am officially broke and permanantly broke untill i leave home seeing as i'm not aloud to spend ANY of my own money

I hate my dad, i really do. he's smart and sometimes funny but he's a fucking arrsehole.
If it's not his idea then it's a bad idea.
he pretty much told me that i'm untalented, unworthy and not as good as ANY one else in the world.
Whenever he's angry he throws MY stuff and breaks it then blams me.
and whenever HE breaks ANYTHING it's my fault. He broke his camera is fucking ciaro and said (qoute)"you sabotaged it! you're gonna buy me a new better one!" and then spent my money on a new camera
i really hate him.
He says that i'm a waste of time and that he's constantly dissapointed in me.He gets angry about EVERYTHING!
CC was over at my house and mum called down for dinner, i came through and said i was going to 'freshen up'. My dad started screaming at me to stop my nonsence, to sit down and eat!. Ask if you don't beleave me

My dad can be a good guy sometimes but he's generally a jerk
a arrsehole
and the number one reason i hate myself.

I don't want him to die or anything, i just want him to learn that shouting and hitting doesn't solve anything.


I'm sorry i'm dumping this on you guys, i really am.

What age will you have sex?

Put a x in every​ box that appli​es to you.

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffe​e
[ ] You keep track​ of dates​ using​ a calen​dar
[ ] You own more than one credi​t card
[ ] You know how to chang​e the oil in a car
[x] You'​ve done your own laund​ry
[ ] You vote in every​ elect​ion
[x] You can cook for yours​elf (yes, but not well)
[ ] You think​ polit​ics are excit​ing (they can be)
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 2





[ ] You show up for schoo​l late alot
[ ] You alway​s carry​ a pen in your bag/​urse​
[ ] You'​ve never​ gotte​n a deten​tion (my french teacher gave me a detention every friday because" you are terrible at french")
[x] You have forgo​tten your own birth​day at least​ once`(so did everyone else
[x] You like to take walks​ by yours​elf(only when im depressed though)
[x] You know what credi​bilit​y means​,​ witho​ut looki​ng it up(yep)
[ ] You drink​ caffi​ne at least​ once a week
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 5 ( my sex age is 5 so far)





[x ] You know how to do the dishe​s(my old house had no dishwasher)
[ x ] You can count​ to 10 in anoth​er langu​age (in both french and japanese)
[ ] When you say you'​re going​ to do somet​hing you do it (hell no!)
[1/2x] You can mow the lawn( i can mow A lwan but not MY lawn)
[X] You remem​ber to water​ the plant​s
[ ] You study​ when you have to(what the hell is a stud ee?)
[x] You remem​ber to feed your pets (otherwise the cat will kill me!)
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 9 1/2 ()



[ x] You can spell​ exper​ience​,​ witho​ut looki​ng it up()
[x] You clean​ up your own mess
[ ] The peopl​e at Starb​ucks know you by name
[1/2x] Your favor​ite kind of food is take out( again kinda, càuse i like pizza but i also like spaggeti)
[ ] The first​ thing​ you do when you wake up is get caffe​ine
[ ] You can go to the store​ witho​ut getti​ng somet​hing you don'​t need (not that i enjoy it)
[x] You under​stand​ polit​ical jokes​ the first​ time they are said(​ex:​ a villa​ge in texas​ has lost its idiot​​ most of them, yes
[x] You can type prett​y quick​ (but without tupos, noaw therees anothere ting )
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 14


[x​]You have reali​zed that the weath​er forec​ast chang​es every​ hour(well duh)
[x] Your only frien​ds are from your place​ of emplo​yment​(im employed as a student)
[ ] You have been to a Tuppe​rware​ party​(err, no )
[x] You have reali​zed that no one will take you serio​usly unles​s you are over the age of 25 and have a job(and even then, it's unlikely)
[ ] You have more bills​ than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach​(err, i live in australia)
[x] You use the inter​net every​ day(not EVERYday but most)
[x]You have been outsi​de of the unite​d state​s more than 3 times​( that would explain how i live in aus...)
[x] You can read a book and actua​lly finis​h it(on average i read about 3/12 books a week)
TOTAL​ 21

Dam, this does suprise me a little
woulda thought i would be older


this is a silly thing though
because it's pretty much saying is
the more inept you are, the earlier you'll have sex
great lesson for the kids

Where is the person you need most?
I think probable my bro

What's your middle name?
Its private, only real friends of mine will know it (DONT SAY IT!)

Where will you be 2 hours from now?
If my scurvy dad has his way ill be abed


Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated?
Fuck yes!!!! i hate it

Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a J ?
Yeh, my mum

Where’s your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife at?
I think she's in the future right now....

Can you make yourself sneeze?
yes

What are you planning to do tonight?
Stay up all night doing pointless memes and sh*t


Play an instrument?
No
i'm good at it, but i just dont play insturments
i dunno why


Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes, yes, yes, yes
oh god yes!

What are your favorite colors?
red and blue

yeh, im insecure

What are you doing tomorrow?
getting an "education

Are you easily confused?
No, when you spend half you're time hanging around with my brain you grow immune to insanity and confusion


Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?:
No

What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
Chock-mint. not that i have ice-cream anymore

Where were you at 9am this morning?
stumble threw a sleepy haze towards class

Do you fall for people easily?
no, i am almost impossible to please


Do you like anybody now?
Not really, i mean my mates are cool
but otherwise no, not at all

Who have you texted in the last 24 hours?
No one, i havent texted in.....8 months!

What does your last text message read?
Qoute: YOU ARE LEGO MAN JUNIOR!: end qoute
Yeh, i suck


What are you listening to right now?
My dad talk to a group of genetic's specialists(including BERT!) about colliflower in indonesia

How has the week been?
Sh*t
but like thats a suprise

Is there something you wish you could tell someone but can't?
Yes, kinda
but i try not to burden others with my problems
i exsist to take others burdens...and wallets
couldn't resist

What is your biggest turn off?
YOU!

sadly enough it's one of three things
1. me
2. gay's
3. the british empire
try jacking off to number 3, i double doggy dare ya!

Do you prefer being single or taken?
I'm gonna say single because if i wasn't me i woldn't pick me...that made sense right?

Who is/are your best friends?
CC, JF
thats it (and sk3nv0y kinda)

Last person to say 'I love you' to you?
Only ever say it to my mum....

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
See above
(but it was it was a son kiss, not a full out pash!*sigh* sad how paraniod i am isn't it?)

What did you do on Friday?
Had a sh*t B-day

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
The last person i shared a bed with was tristan
....
HIS MUM MADE ME!!!
IT WAS A DOUBLE BED!
I WAS IN IT FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS!

Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, i'm not a lazy idiot
just a normal one


Do you have a job?
Doe's "human meatsheild"count as a job or a handicap?


Are you too forgiving?
Um....
I'm forgiving of other people
but never of myself

Are you single?
Have you been reading the journal at all!!!?

yes, unhapply single

Have you ever wanted to be a firefighter?
Yes, for a few minutes because i needed to go to the loo and they only let staff in there


Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
I got PHOTOS of me
but not of my ex, she took them with her to the future

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?
Myself

Who do you miss?
Guesse

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?


joking
it was my foot actually...

What was the last song you listened to?
Mario theme
and that was over 48 hours ago


What's irritating you right now?
my mind. it keeps thinking the same things over and over again


Who's the last person that you felt stalked by?
Never felt stalked
no reason why anyone'd stalk me

If you could have any car what would it be?
No question about it: whatever the hell chuck norris drives!

Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
holes

Err, nothing but last weeks homework and.... HOLY SHIT!
A DEAD MOUSE!!!!

Have you been outside today?
yep, was average

Are you shy?
Yeh, its my way of hiding my many flaws

Last person you talked on the phone with?
CC i think....

In the past week have you gotten sick?
I'm fully sick...

no, i have the best immune system i know (and i know soooo many)

In the past week have you gotten your hair cut?
Nothing cept my chin hair (i shaved the bumfluff that my dad called "a mustache"on my upper lip)

In the past week have you listened to music?
Yeh, i always listen to music..cept now that my comp is broke


Well,that was dull


P.S.
i keep getting jolting pains just below the shoulder. its been going for days
any idea?

Dam it, i've done it this time
I DELTED THE INTERNET!


XD
I accidently deleted my internet connection thing on my PC and now i can't connect to the internet

I'll have to use my dad's windows 95 laptop!!!

its doesnt have a mouse!

I'm on the internet BEFORE i go to school!!!
i'm officially as lame as CC

is a group/club thingie thats purpose is soley donating money to charity
People send there art to this group
And the sell it off giving 100% of the profits (including the percentage that deviantart takes everytime you sell something) to the charity the voters have picked (which for the moment is [link])

It's intirely free to send in art to them and you improve someone elses life
giving you that warm and fuzzy feeling and letting someone else do the work!
best plan ever

So what are you waiting for, check them out
donate some art (or cash)
and have a great day


Heres the FAQ for more info:
[link]

im doing a questionare thingie
*sigh* dam i'm desperate


stolen from coz i am bored out of my tiny skull


1: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
at the other side of the world from where i want to live

2: DO YOU LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE?
Did you even read the last response!!?

3: HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LOVE AT THE MOMENT?
Family: all of 'em
Friends: err....two kinda (you know who you'se is)
other: i love anywone who gives me cake

4: HOW MANY PROPLE ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH AT THE MOMENT?
None, i'm lame

5: DO YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT WEARING THE OPPOSITE SEX'S CLOTHING?
i gotta say that i actually don't, kilts are good enough for me

6: DO YOU OFTEN HAVE FANTASIES WHERE YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE SEX?


7: HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
not "two people sex" no


8: DO YOU DRINK AT PARTIES?
only lemonade, and also i dont go to parties (see Number 4.)

9: DO YOU USE RECREATIONAL DRUGS?
nope, recreational insanity is good enough for me

10: WHAT ARE YOU? (STRAIGHT, GAY, BI, ETC.)
i assume i'm straight, never put it to the test

11: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
tripod
Flight of the concords
Weird Al
Lemon Demon
M&M(dunno why)

12: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW?
err..... dunno

13: WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS?
err, probable give it all to my freinds

14: WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND FOR A MILLION DOLLARS?
*sigh* probable

15: HAVE YOU EVER SELF-HARMED?
Phisically no, but mentally...thats a different matter.

16: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS SELF-HARMED?
So many people

It makes me cry at night that i can't help them


17: DO YOU GAME?
OH HELL YEH!!!!!!

18: WHO DO YOU IDOLIZE/ DO YOU IDOLIZE ANYONE?
My friends and superiors

19: HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND BEFORE?
no, no one would want me

20: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
i don't think i really have a choice

21: DO YOU MASTURBATE?
better beleave it but only of soft stuff. i aint into dick in pussy stuff
just feels to...extreme

22: WHAT DO YOU MASTURBATE TO?
Whatever the fuck i feel like
XD
I am actually very ashamed of the stuff i get off to


23: HAVE YOU EVER MASTURBATED ABOUT A GIRL/BOY YOU LIKE?
Girl? no, my mind is too much of a gentleman to do that (stupid mind)
Boy? Hell no

24: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FAMILY?
Mum: she's great
Dad: is a jerky nerd
Me: hate that guy
Brother: he might be a jerk but i think he's very cool....for a younger bro
Grandad: a sly sly old man, he's awesome
Rest of family: they're all funny and creative. i likes 'em


25: WHAT IS A TALENT YOU HAVE?
err... i can listen good and keep secrets for life
If you ever need to say anything my ears are open and my mouth is closed

26: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?/TYPE OF OF MOVIE?
comedy/action/weird/anything

27: WHAT DO YOU READ?
I read diskworld books
redwall books
LOTR
HP
and others beside
i like books

28: DO YOU THINK YOU'LL SUCCEED IN LIFE?
Honoustly, no i don't. i don't have the right attitude or natural talent for it
I know my friends will

29: DO YOU LOVE YOUR FRIENDS?
i guy love two of my friends. but the rest of the arn't REAL friends (no offence guys). they're more just mates, ya know?

30: DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF?
Nope, i really don't. used to
but thats what five years of "you suck" will do to you i guesse


Well, i started out trying to be happy but ended up at the same conclusions
1. I suck
2. i'm not happy
3. i envy all my friends
4. I'll fail in life
i ain't being emo
i don't want attention
i just wanted to tell you guys the truth
*sigh* i wish i could do that more often

About number 25.
I really will listen to whatever you say and not jusge ok?
so if you ever need help, please talk to me

well
the scholar thing failed

Guys

Where are ya!?

dear DraconicDreams,
thanks for showing me how "important" and "dramatic" you're life is

HA HA HA!
Seriosly
I have been blocked by DraconicDreams because she couldn't have a mature conversation with me
Look,i aint going to sink as low as you DraconicDreams, i'm not going to call in my minions to do my dirty work for me.

if someone can't get over some FREAKING avatars being "copied"(and i use that term lightly) then i pity them